Mar 14 2009
Reasons Why You Should NOT Suicide
1. There’s no fun in flirting with the ghosts.
2. They say after death you can’t feel the rains any longer.
3. You can’t take your music/guitar/i-pods/mp3 with you in your grave.
4. Six feet of Earth is too heavy, than a guy on you.
5. Sailing/Swimming/River crafting/walking on the beach, is all no fun again after death. You can’t feel the cool lovely water on you.
6. If you are dead, your mirror would feel so lonely.
7. Internet/Orkut/Facebook/Hi5/blogging , all this is no fun without you.
8. Your siblings would have no one to shout and de-stress themselves.
9. There’d be no one to constantly keep reminding your mom that she cooks crap.
10. They say, colour pink and purple don’t exist in the dead’s land.
11. Scotch wines, chocolates, flowers, and nail-paints are reasons enough to live.
12. You can’t die a virgin. And you can’t die untill you’ve made out with 3 different guys from three different lands in the world. Its fun, trust me ! They all have weirdest and most different ways of making out !
Some Serious One’s
1. There are so many people who love you. They do. Browse your cellphone messages. Check your old scraps, e-mails, comments on blogs and all.
2. No problem is so difficult to be healed with time.
3. Life may be hard, but death is a risky affair, for it reveals not even the slightest of self.
4. You matter to the world. If you wouldn’t, no one would have ever hurt you.
5. Somebody else already died for you - Jesus. Value his sacrifice and live.
6. God loves you. Trust me, he does. Alright, just ask for a wish now, and sleepover, if after 23 hours, you don’t get that, you can rethink of suicide, but just wait for 23 hours and leave a comment here. Trust me, whatever you ask WILL be granted.
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The above four reasons, you need to thonk yourself, and let me know….. any four…..
And hey, love your life….. don’t commit suicide. I may be just a stranger to you, but if you let me know your troubles, you will be in my prayers and, BELIEVE me, you wouldn’t need to suicide then. I am pretty, I am lovable, I am smart and am affectionate….. THERE IS, and there ALWAYS WILL be so much love in me to give it even to the one’s who hate me. This way I can, and I WILL make them feel guilty. SO I WILL LIVE to see them feel miserable.
Your life REALLY does matter, so DO NOT fall for the
lie that you are worthless.
Suicide is a ripple effect, and you are the stone.
The people you leave behind will have to spend the rest
of their lives picking up the pieces you left…..








You took on a tough topic and added a touch of humor. I enjoyed reading your post.
Marilynne
Hey, thanks Marilynne, am glad you read it and liked it.
I just want that the stupid teenagers, specially girls, shouldn’t get into anything of this sort.
*Peace be on Earth, Peace be in Me*